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say hello to your

Yard's best friend

At No. 2 Crew, we strive to be No. 1 in St. Louis poop scooping. It’s a dream we’ve held since childhood. And now that it’s our reality, we’ll bend over backwards (but mostly forward) to provide professional, reliable and timely scoops, so your yard can be yours again.

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first-timer poo-motion

Buy 3 scoops, get 1 free

We’re offering a little nudge to see if scooping is right for you. Take advantage of our poo-motional pricing for first-time customers. Buy 3 scoops, and the 4th is on us.

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where

We’ve markedour territory

We’re a local business serving both homes and commercial properties. If you’re in our backyard, we’ve got your yard covered.

No. 2 Crew territory map: St. Charles County, St. Louis County & St. Louis City
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what is a scoop

And how does it work?

Step 1

A trained technician will arrive at your property the day of your scheduled appointment.

Step 2

We will collect all of your poop with a 100% satisfaction guarantee and leave it for easy disposal at your chosen receptacle.

Step 3

That’s up to you. You can now step wherever you like. It’s landmine free.

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pricing

Packages

Sometimes life gets busy. Sometimes getting around the yard isn’t so easy. And sometimes, you just want someone else to clean up. Whatever your reason and whatever your needs, we offer a variety of packages for a perfect fit. And because we are in the poop business, there are no contracts—just firm handshakes coupled with friendly, professional service.

Price per visit

1 Dog

$19

Weekly

$35

Every 2 weeks

$68

Every 4 weeks

2-3 Dogs

$24

Weekly

$44

Every 2 weeks

$85

Every 4 weeks

4-5 Dogs

$29

Weekly

$52

Every 2 weeks

$100

Every 4 weeks

$5 for each additional scooper pan:

Your initial visit includes 1 full 12" x 12" scooper pan per dog.  They hold quite a bit.

After that each additional scooper pan is + $5 to help cover us for yards that haven't been scooped in a while.

Ex: 2 dogs includes 2 scoopers.  10 total scoops would be $40 in additional charges.

These additional charges only apply to your initial visit.

We also reserve the right to provide a custom estimate pending yard size.

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why

Scooping is important

The benefits of poop scooping extend beyond yard aesthetics and traversal. Below are some hidden nuggets that demonstrate the importance of giving your yard a best friend like us:

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Reason #14

Dog poop can contain disease-causing bacteria and parasites

Reason #29

Dog poop changes Easter Egg Hunts

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Reason #36

Dog poop can affect water quality

Reason #9

Dog poop comes from dog butts

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Reason #5

Dog poop can kill your grass

Reason #2

Dog poop is the opposite of hand sanitizer

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Reason #98

Dog poop makes mowing miserable

Reason #73

Dog poop totals 276 pounds of waste per yard per year

Reason #12

Dog poop turns eating snow into a no-go

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Reason #12

Dog poop is too acidic to fertilize your yard

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Reason #22

Dog poop will not break down on its own

Reason #22

Dog poop contributes to global warming (sounds right)

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we'll fill up

If you fill out

Done digesting all we have to offer? Go ahead, deposit your info and expect a timely response from our dedicated team.

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